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What is China saying online?

Chinese internet, explained in English.

The latest slang, memes and buzzwords from Weibo, Douyin and WeChat — decoded with plain-English explanations, real examples, and the cultural context you won't find in a textbook. For learners, Chinese speakers, and the curious.

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我最讨厌的就是事后道歉 (I Hate Post-Event Apologies)

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meme2026-05

A university student disrupted class, the teacher apologized to calm things down — and the student snapped back 'I hate post-event apologies.' The irony became a massively viral catchphrase.

夹角打工人 (Angled Worker)

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slang2026-05

A worker stuck in the middle — can't fully grind (身体卷不动) and can't fully quit (躺不平). 'Angled' describes the uncomfortable position of being caught between two forces.

割四赔五 (Charged for Four, Pay for Five)

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slang2026-05

A phrase describing a situation where you're paid for the minimum but penalized at the maximum. When you do the work, they count small; when you make a mistake, they count big.

背手负鼠 (Hands-Behind-the-Back Possum)

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meme2026-05

A photo of a possum standing with its paws behind its back became the defining burnout meme of summer 2026 — the perfect face for 'I'm holding it together but barely.'

SBTI (Silly Big Personality Test)

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meme2026-04

A joke MBTI parody that hands you an absurd, self-deprecating label instead of a flattering type. It's a way to laugh at burnout and personality-test anxiety.

咕咕嘎嘎 (Goo Goo Gaa Gaa)

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meme2026-04

A nonsense sound that became a universal response. Say '咕咕嘎嘎' when you don't know what to say, when you want to be silly, or when you want to break the tension.

AI水果 (AI Fruit)

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meme2026-04

Netizens used AI to generate absurd, anthropomorphic-fruit micro-dramas — cheating bananas, vengeful grapes, love-triangle fruit soap operas — turning AI video tools into a genre of荒诞狗血 short drama.

养龙虾 (Raise a Lobster)

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meme2026-03

Chinese netizens call running the OpenClaw AI agent 'raising a lobster' — because its logo is a red lobster, and nurturing the finicky software feels like keeping a temperamental pet.

蒜鸟蒜鸟

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slang2026-03

蒜鸟蒜鸟 (suàn niǎo suàn niǎo) is a playful homophone of 算了算了 ('forget it, whatever') — a cute, light-hearted way to tell yourself or someone else to let it go. 'Suan niao' sounds like 'garlic bird,' which is half the joke.

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